The Lyrics To Our Sad, Sad Songs...
Hayden's Song ( Will Someone Love Me...)By Hayden Olson
Girls think he's cute, it's hard to understand;
How someone such as this, is a single man;
I've got some questions, for all you girls today;
But first of all, I'd just like to say:
Chorus:
Would you love me if I were rich?
Would you take me to fulfill my wish?
Would you love me if I had a cuter brother?
Will someone love me besides my mother?
He's heard all the lines, of we should be friends;
You would but you just got, a new boyfriend;
You'd like to go out?!!...But....;
What you're trying to say is, I'm as ugly as a mutt;
Chorus
This story is sad, but it's coming to an end;
Hope all you chics, feel something deep withing'
If you're willing to give, Shaggy a try'
Just dial 778-3905!!!;
Chorus x2
I Need A Hug, by Jonathon Clinesmith
My house, just burnt down;
Everyone thinks that I'm a clown
My parakeet Petey just had to die;
The Easter Bunny is a lie
Instramental
I'm kinda depressed and my spirit is sick;
And, oh yeah, I just got my tail kicked;
Those guldurn bullies won't, leave me alone'
Now it's my evil twin, on the phone!;
Chorus:
I really really need you Lord
I'm so depressed that I'm always bored
Compared to you I'm just a little bitty bug
I need you lord, and I need a hug!
I Need A Hug!
I Need A Hug!
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I'm the only one here not wearing a cowby hat;
I'll probably get my tail kicked for that;
My new nickname is Piggy Fatts;
And even Joe calls me that;
Chorus
I Need A Hug!
I Need A Hug!
Convenience Store Clerk, By Jonathon Clinesmith
Okay, I'm not a chick magnet;
I'll take it, anyway that I can have it;
We can't all make 5.50 an hour;
Convenience-Store-Clerk!
Chorus:
Convenience, making something easy!
Store, a place where you buy things!
Clerk, that dude behind the counter!
Convenience-Store-Clerk
I'd sell, sody pop and candy;
And gas , too, as long as it's handy;
We also have donuts and coffee'
Convenience-Store-Clerk
Chorus
Some chics trie to use me;
Cuz I gots a snappy job;
Other chics trie to change me;
I think I just got robbed!
I'd like to sing the refrain now;
But bullets are flyin over my head;
I'm afraid I have to dodge them;
Or I just might end up dead!!!!!!
Chorus
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Jesus Wants To Be Your Friend, By Jonathon Clinesmith
Well, I've got a friend named Jesus;
And I'm pretty sure he likes you;
He's friends with just about everyone;
Including my pal Lulu;
This guy is really, really cool;
Let me tell you mister;
He's even nice enough to be friends;
With my little kid sister;
Go!
Chorus:
'Cuz I got a friend named Jesus Christ!
Most folks think he's pretty nice!
Everything he says is true!
And I heard he wants to be friends with you!
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Now he's the kinda friend that;
You'd want to meet your family;
And his family is pretty cool;
You might even say 'heavenly';
And his dad could beat up my dad;
No question about it;
But Jesus' dad wouldn't do that;
Cuz' his dad's "bout it, bout it".
Go!
Chorus x2
Joes Love Life, by Joe Reed, Hayden Olson, and Jonathon Clinesmith
He went on a date;
Didn't show up late;
His date was.....happy;
Sat though the movie;
Didn't try to hold her hand;
What a gentle-man;
Sometimes slow is good;
A lot of times fast is bad;
A moderate pace is o--Kay;
And you shouldn't listen to your friends anyway!
Chorus:
But don't think he's just here to play;
He wouldn't do you that way;
He likes you more than you'll ever know;
He's just afraid of saying so!
Instramental
So he didn't take you home;
Didn't walk you to the door;
Didn't ever try to kiss you;
What was he waiting for?
Sometimes fast is good;
Sometimes slow is bad;
A moderate pace is still okay;
You should have listened to your friends, by the way!
Chorus
Don't hate me!
I do what I can!
I just can't help it!
I'm afraid to hold your hand!
And I like you;
And I think you're kinda sweet on me too;
So let's take a chance;
And make a bit of romance!
Chorus x2
Am I Just Crazy?, By Jonathon Clinesmith
It seems like in America today;
There are two kinds of ladies;
There's the ones that are nice, and will go out with you;
And there's the ones that think you're crazy;
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Which one are you?
Which one are you, baby?
Do you wanna go out sometime?
Or am I just crazy?
Now you seem like a girl that would be nice to me;
And I'd, like ta get to know ya;
But you might also be mean, and that wouldn't be good;
I couldn't even huh ya;
Chorus
Interlude:
Cuz' Im looking for a girl;
One that's not too mean;
She can't party too much;
She's gotta keep her nose clean;
Will I find her in my state?
Will I find her in my town?
Will I find this girl I'm looking for?
Or, is she even around?
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Well, I've always wondered if I will find that girl,
That is meant to be with me;
And, what if I'm wrong, and she's not the one for me?
Will it drive her crazy?
Chorus x2
Do you love me?
Do you love me, baby?
Are you the one for me?
Or am I just crazy?
Am I just crazy? x3
The Deep Song, By Kelsey Clinesmith (Jonathons Sister)
The sky is on fire;
In an orange blaze;
And I can't help but wonder;
If it foretells better days;
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Searching the world;
Across oceans and sands;
Searching the world;
Until I can stand;
Can't stop searching;
For that ray of light;
Can't stop searching;
Til I make things right
I see the world moving;
Yet it stands still;
I can't quite grasp;
These sensations I feel;
My life moves all around me;
Day after day;
And that hatred comes in;
Keeping God's love at bay
Chorus x2
My Momma......by Bret Bowers
Whos that woman bakin cookies?
With a dustpan in her hand
I tell her that I love her
Because she likes my band
Chorus
Don't talk about my momma
Cause she will be upset
Don't talk about my momma
Whom you have never met
My momma is a wonderful girl
The most wonderful in the world
She licks her finger to wipe my face
She makes up the human race
When I fall and scrape my knee
Mommas always there
If I have a bad dream
She takes away my fear
She may not be a millionare
Or even Martha Stewart
But I love her none the less
And thats all there is to it
Chorus
We just gotta love our mommas x4
I know my momma will be sad
When I move away
But don't cry mommy dearest
I'll be back someday
I hope you all liked this song
But I'm about to cry
Parting is such sweet sorrow
But I must say goodbye
Chorus
We just gotta love our mommas x4
Hey T.M.!...by Jonathon Clinesmith and Joe Reed
Hey, Tin Man
Why do you listen to those boy bands
Just cuz' thats all they play on radio
And you don't wann be differant?
Hey, Tin Man
What's the point in cruising main
When you drive down it going ninety miles an hour
How's a girl supposed to learn your name?
Chorus
Why ya gotta try to be normal?
Why ya gotta try to be normal?
What's so cool about being like everybody else?
Why not try to be differant?
Hey, Tin Man
Why do you brag about your cannons
Just cuz' the smaller guys dont have them
Doesn't mean ya gotta brag, man
Chorus
Hey, T.M
Why do you try so hard to please them
When you turn your back they just laugh at you
And you don't even really need 'em?
Chorus x2
Who Do I Gotta Know? by Jonathon Clinesmith
Well, you don't gotta know the bouncer,
You don't gotta be well to do,
You don't gotta be a celebrity,
Heres the secret I'm gonna tell you,
There's only two people ya gotta know to to get to heaven,
God,
And his son Jesus,
King of the Jews
Well, you don't gotta be the President,
You don't gotta be a big rock star,
Just follow my simple advice,friend,
It should take you pretty far
Chorus:
Know Jesus
Know God
Know Jesus
Know God
Love Jesus
Love God
Love Jesus
Love God
Well, you don't gotta be a model,
Or a cool guy from Wet Dog Smell,
As long as Jesus lives in your heart,
You probably won't see hell
Chorus:x2
Ol' Ned, by Jonathon Clinesmith
Well, I know this guy,
He lives in Springfield,
He believes in God,
And thanks Him for every meal...
His first name is Ned,
And his last name is Flanders,
You'll see he lives his life right,
If you only take a gander...
I know I wanna be like Ned,
Because Ned is a believer...
Chorus:
And Ned believes,
And I believe,
Do you believe?
And Ned believes,
And I believe,
Do you believe?
And Ned believes,
And I believe,
Do you believe?
And Ned believes,
And I believe,
Do you believe?
Well, okely-dokely then!
If Homer can't shake Ned's faith,
That means nuthin probably can,
Ned still has that faith in his heart,
That Jesus is the man!
Chorus
Now Ned did have some bad times,
Like the death of his wife Maud,
But even that didn't phase Ned,
Or shake his belief in God...
Chorus x2
Throw the Bad guy away, by Jonathon Clinesmith
Well, a lot of people fall deeper and deeper into sin everyday,
And to all those people, I just got one thing to say,
Why don't you just take Satan and throw him in the trash!
Throw him in the trash! x6
Now, every sin just makes us evil's slave,
So just turn to Jesus; rumor is , he saves!
Especially if we just take Satan and throw him in the trash!
Throw him in the trash! x6
Yes, you heard us right!
We're gonna throw the bad guy away!
We're gonna throw the bad guy away!
We're gonna throw the bad guy away!
The Fire, by Jonathon Clinesmith
Well, I'm on fire, but my skin don't burn,
I'm not screaming in agony like you think I would,
Even though I believe I still have things to learn,
This fire burns through me like a piece of wood!
Chorus
I'm on fire!
I'm on fire!
I'm on fire!
For the lord!
I'm on fire!
I'm on fire!
I'm on fire!
And if you say that you can put it out then your a liar!
I don't gotta stop, drop, or roll,
This fire is in my soul,
I'm gonna light it all the time,
So you can see his light shine
Chorus
Please don't call the fire truck!
And don't go get no water!
Just let this fire burn inside,
Do just like you oughta!
Chorus
The Wise Man Let His B-I-B-L-E Shine, by Jonathon Clinesmith
Jesus loves me, this I know
The wise man built his house upon the rock!
The B-i-b-l-e is the book for me,
And I'm gonna let it shine!
And Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Jesus loves me!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Jesuse loves me!
The foolish man built his house upon the sand,
My savior died with nails in his hand,
Because he loved his little children,
He's gonna Kumbaya.
And Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Jesus loves me!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Jesuse loves me!
And the rain came tumbling, rain came tumbling down!
And the rain came tumbling, rain came tumbling, to the ground,
The rain came tumbling , came tumbling down!
The rain came tumbling , tumbling, to the ground!
I want the world to know!
That I'm gonna let it shine!
Because:
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Jesus loves me! x4
